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Sam Professors Sam--Ghost, 'Mori'--shopkeeper, Henry--smart-alec Posts: 12,302	so, A bishounen and his bird enter a joke shop Jan 4, 2007 14:41:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sam on Jan 4, 2007 14:41:51 GMT -5 "You do know what they are, right? Those things that explode in the sky?"
	Sam: "Isn't the one with fangs just precious?" 'Mori': "..." Henry: "Forget the fangs, check out the bum on that girl!" Sam: thwacks Henry Mori:"..." "I was there once." "But its all been leveled." "Like I said, once. It's a banana grove now. I like bananas. Bananas are good."-- The Doctor and Captain Jack from Doctor Who

steven Muggle Balthier-the Auron of Final Fantasy 12 Posts: 225	so, A bishounen and his bird enter a joke shop Jan 4, 2007 14:47:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steven on Jan 4, 2007 14:47:24 GMT -5 "Explode in the sky..." looks quizically at his hawk... then.. after a moment "Ohhh! Hanabi! you mean Hanabi... yes... I'm familiar with fiyerwurks!"
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Sam Professors Sam--Ghost, 'Mori'--shopkeeper, Henry--smart-alec Posts: 12,302	so, A bishounen and his bird enter a joke shop Jan 4, 2007 14:48:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sam on Jan 4, 2007 14:48:17 GMT -5 "Riiiight. Well, we've got quite a selection." He brought him to a connecting room devoted solely to fireworks. "Take your pick."
	Sam: "Isn't the one with fangs just precious?" 'Mori': "..." Henry: "Forget the fangs, check out the bum on that girl!" Sam: thwacks Henry Mori:"..." "I was there once." "But its all been leveled." "Like I said, once. It's a banana grove now. I like bananas. Bananas are good."-- The Doctor and Captain Jack from Doctor Who

steven Muggle Balthier-the Auron of Final Fantasy 12 Posts: 225	so, A bishounen and his bird enter a joke shop Jan 4, 2007 14:51:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steven on Jan 4, 2007 14:51:23 GMT -5 Browses the selection "They're all so beautiful... I'll take three of everything!"
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Sam Professors Sam--Ghost, 'Mori'--shopkeeper, Henry--smart-alec Posts: 12,302	so, A bishounen and his bird enter a joke shop Jan 4, 2007 14:52:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sam on Jan 4, 2007 14:52:59 GMT -5 He whistled. "Ok, it's your money." Henry grabbed a few bags and loaded them with the fireworks. He carried them to the counter. He returned to the man. "Anything else you'd like?"
	Sam: "Isn't the one with fangs just precious?" 'Mori': "..." Henry: "Forget the fangs, check out the bum on that girl!" Sam: thwacks Henry Mori:"..." "I was there once." "But its all been leveled." "Like I said, once. It's a banana grove now. I like bananas. Bananas are good."-- The Doctor and Captain Jack from Doctor Who

steven Muggle Balthier-the Auron of Final Fantasy 12 Posts: 225	so, A bishounen and his bird enter a joke shop Jan 4, 2007 15:04:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steven on Jan 4, 2007 15:04:12 GMT -5 "Do you know where I can find lodgings, mayhaps? Even thout I was born and raised in America... my home was recently... erm... murdered... and I'm in need of a replacement..."
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Sam Professors Sam--Ghost, 'Mori'--shopkeeper, Henry--smart-alec Posts: 12,302	so, A bishounen and his bird enter a joke shop Jan 4, 2007 15:08:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sam on Jan 4, 2007 15:08:19 GMT -5 "I'm afraid not. There aren't any inn around here that I know of and I'm fairly new to these parts."
	Sam: "Isn't the one with fangs just precious?" 'Mori': "..." Henry: "Forget the fangs, check out the bum on that girl!" Sam: thwacks Henry Mori:"..." "I was there once." "But its all been leveled." "Like I said, once. It's a banana grove now. I like bananas. Bananas are good."-- The Doctor and Captain Jack from Doctor Who

steven Muggle Balthier-the Auron of Final Fantasy 12 Posts: 225	so, A bishounen and his bird enter a joke shop Jan 4, 2007 15:11:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steven on Jan 4, 2007 15:11:44 GMT -5 "What kind of city has a joke shop and no Inn... bah America is such a crazy country... catches himself that I've lived in all my life."
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Sam Professors Sam--Ghost, 'Mori'--shopkeeper, Henry--smart-alec Posts: 12,302	so, A bishounen and his bird enter a joke shop Jan 4, 2007 15:13:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sam on Jan 4, 2007 15:13:24 GMT -5 "Look, it's obvious you're not from this country. Drop the act. If you need to, stay in our guest room for the night. Of course, it'll cost you, but it would cost you if you went to an inn."
	Sam: "Isn't the one with fangs just precious?" 'Mori': "..." Henry: "Forget the fangs, check out the bum on that girl!" Sam: thwacks Henry Mori:"..." "I was there once." "But its all been leveled." "Like I said, once. It's a banana grove now. I like bananas. Bananas are good."-- The Doctor and Captain Jack from Doctor Who

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"Ahh! So it seems that the master of 1000 faces and names has been thwarted... how sad! but did you say a room? How wonderful! Rest assured cost is no object... the death eaters were payed incredibly well!"

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Sam Professors Sam--Ghost, 'Mori'--shopkeeper, Henry--smart-alec Posts: 12,302	so, A bishounen and his bird enter a joke shop Jan 4, 2007 15:20:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sam on Jan 4, 2007 15:20:38 GMT -5 His eye twitched. "Death eater? Sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to leave. The Dark Lord's forces are not exactly welcome."
	Sam: "Isn't the one with fangs just precious?" 'Mori': "..." Henry: "Forget the fangs, check out the bum on that girl!" Sam: thwacks Henry Mori:"..." "I was there once." "But its all been leveled." "Like I said, once. It's a banana grove now. I like bananas. Bananas are good."-- The Doctor and Captain Jack from Doctor Who

steven Muggle Balthier-the Auron of Final Fantasy 12 Posts: 225	so, A bishounen and his bird enter a joke shop Jan 4, 2007 15:26:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steven on Jan 4, 2007 15:26:29 GMT -5 "Dark lord? Whatwhonow? Where'd that come from?"
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Sam Professors Sam--Ghost, 'Mori'--shopkeeper, Henry--smart-alec Posts: 12,302	so, A bishounen and his bird enter a joke shop Jan 4, 2007 15:27:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sam on Jan 4, 2007 15:27:54 GMT -5 "You just implied that you were a death eater, thus you worked for the dark lord."
	Sam: "Isn't the one with fangs just precious?" 'Mori': "..." Henry: "Forget the fangs, check out the bum on that girl!" Sam: thwacks Henry Mori:"..." "I was there once." "But its all been leveled." "Like I said, once. It's a banana grove now. I like bananas. Bananas are good."-- The Doctor and Captain Jack from Doctor Who

steven Muggle Balthier-the Auron of Final Fantasy 12 Posts: 225	so, A bishounen and his bird enter a joke shop Jan 4, 2007 15:31:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steven on Jan 4, 2007 15:31:08 GMT -5 "Why do you keep saying I imply things! I let you rest assured that I most probably lack the intelligence to make implications!" His hawk bobbed its head at the words, as if nodding in agreement.
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Sam Professors Sam--Ghost, 'Mori'--shopkeeper, Henry--smart-alec Posts: 12,302	so, A bishounen and his bird enter a joke shop Jan 4, 2007 15:33:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sam on Jan 4, 2007 15:33:10 GMT -5 "Sir, I may be a teenager, but I'm not that dumb. I know what I heard."
	Sam: "Isn't the one with fangs just precious?" 'Mori': "..." Henry: "Forget the fangs, check out the bum on that girl!" Sam: thwacks Henry Mori:"..." "I was there once." "But its all been leveled." "Like I said, once. It's a banana grove now. I like bananas. Bananas are good."-- The Doctor and Captain Jack from Doctor Who

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